Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Father’s Day!.Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ty… Ty who?… Ty a bow for Daddy’s gift.Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Pecan… Pecan who?… Pecan at your Father’s Day gift is a no-no.Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Norma… Norma who?… Normally we go out to eat for Father’s Day.Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry, it's Father's Day!.Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hugh… Hugh who?… Hugh glad it’s Father’s Day, I am?.
What did the waiter say to the daddy dog when he served Father’s Day dinner?… Bone-appetit!.What did the Panda give his daddy on Father’s Day?… A bear hug.What makes more noise than a child jumping on daddy’s bed on Father’s Day morning?… Two children jumping on daddy’s bed!.Why do sons love Father’s Day so much?… Because it’s always on son day (Sunday).What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast?… Pooched eggs.What do nice pirates do on Father’s Day?… Take out the garrrrrrrrrrrbage without being asked.Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was chili.Where did the cow family go on Father’s Day?… The moo-vies.What’s the best thing a new dad can get for Father’s Day?… A long nap.What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day?… Cheerios.What do you call a person who is not a dad who makes dad jokes?… A Faux Pa.Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales?… Because Fathers are priceless.Scroll through these jokes, and let us know which one(s) you decide to use! Funny Father's Day Jokes (If that's even possible!) Don't believe us? Take this dog-related dad joke, for example: "What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast?… Pooched eggs." See what we mean? They're all pretty cringeworthy like this, but that's exactly what makes them so great! (Plus, some of these are funny and wholesome enough to use as a Father's Day message in your Father's Day card!) Your dad, stepdad, or grandpa will either be absolutely losing it while on the floor laughing-or simply in shock that you were able to beat them at their own game. We can already see their faces when you pull up to the scene with any of these corny jokes. (That's what dads do best, after all!) But what if we told you there was a way to one-up them this Father's Day? That's right! We're giving you a head start by listing the funniest Father's Day jokes out there! Well, we hope that's the case-because come Father's Day, we'll be hearing a lot of cheesy one-liners and silly Father's Day puns.
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